2025 Bataleon Distortia Snowboard Review
By: evo Employees | Last Updated: June 28th, 2024
Review Summary
Avg. Tester Rating: ★★★★★ (4.67/5)
Our testers had a blast riding the 2025 Bataleon Distortia, highlighting its playful and fun nature that is especially suited for park and freestyle riding. Salina noted how the softer flex made it super easy to butter and spin, without sacrificing edge control thanks to the camber edges and 3BT control. She recommended it highly for newer riders or those seeking a softer board.
Ashley echoed these sentiments, describing the Distortia as a solid daily driver for park lovers and those exploring their style. She praised the 3D base technology for making the board feel buttery while maintaining stability in choppy conditions. She found the 143 cm size perfect for her height and weight.
Becca loved the Distortia’s lightweight and responsiveness, especially for butters and presses. She found it to be super slippery and playful, making it perfect for quick carving and riding switch. She recommended it for experienced riders looking for a soft, playful board to enjoy both in the park and all around the mountain.
Technical Details
"Discover the Distortia, a lightweight women’s twin board built for advancing your park skills and conquering the mountain. With its symmetrical shape, twin flex, and 3D base profile, you can confidently ride switch, throw spins, and butter without edge worries. This is the preferred board of Klaudia Medlova, offering a dynamic experience."
| Available Sizes (cm) | 140, 143, 146, 149, 152 |
| Shape | Twin |
| Rocker/Camber Profile | Medium Camber + 3BT™ + Sidekick™ |
| Flex Rating | 4 (Medium) |
| Core | Light Core |
| Laminates | C.S.T Super Tubes, Carbon Stringers, Bi-Ax Laminate |
| Binding Compatibility | 2x4 |
Expert Testers & Methodology
Why should you trust evo's Field Tested Reviews? Great question! Over this past winter, evo employees from our various locations across Washington, Oregon, Utah, Colorado and Whistler were selected to provide long-term testing of next year's hottest new skis and snowboards. Employees were also invited to attend exclusive multi-day demo events where brands — like Bataleon — showcased their upcoming products for the 2024/2025 winter season. By collecting unbiased, in-depth reviews from our most experienced skiers and snowboarders, we hope to help you find the best gear to maximize your fun in the mountains!
Testing the 2025 Bataleon Distortia Snowboard:
In assessing the 2025 Bataleon Distortia, we enlisted three of our evo employees, bringing a mix of advanced snowboarding abilities and styles that include all-mountain, freestyle, freeride, and groomers/carving. These evaluations took place at Loveland, CO, and Mission Ridge, WA, challenging the board across various conditions and terrains. The testers' varied experiences ensure our review encapsulates a comprehensive and unbiased perspective, making it a reliable resource for those considering the Bataleon Distortia. Read on for each tester's perspective.
Salina Loer
Service Counter/Rental Associate
Tester Rating: 4-Stars
Tester Ability Level: Advanced
Size Tested: 143 cm
Testing Location: Loveland, CO
Super playful and fun board that is perfect for park and freestyle!
"This board was much softer than what I normally ride but it was so fun and playful. Felt super easy to butter and spin, but with the camber edges it didn't feel like you lost any edge control. The 3BT control mixed with the camber made it feel playful but not like you are going to start losing and edge. Definitely a great park board or for newer riders that want something softer."
Ashley Leiker
Customer Care Lead
Tester Rating: 5-Stars
Tester Ability Level: Advanced
Size Tested: 143 cm
Testing Location: Mission Ridge, WA
Playful daily driver for exploring your style
"I demoed this board the other day and had a lot of fun on it! This board would be a solid daily driver for any park lover or rider exploring their style. The 3D base technology really makes the board feel buttery, while at the same time I was surprised at how stable it felt with the choppy conditions. I rode a 143 at 5 foot 3 inches and it felt perfect!"
Becca Dyson
Store Lead - Denver Store
Tester Rating: 5-Stars
Tester Ability Level: Advanced
Size Tested: 143 cm
Testing Location: Loveland, CO
Not as soft as the disaster or feelbetter, better for someone with a little experience.
"The Distortia for 24/25 not only looks awesome but it rides like a dream if you want something super slippery and playful. Flexes so well, and with the 143 it was so easy for me to find the right balance in the tip and tail for butters and presses. This thing is lightweight and rips around like nobody's business. 3D base contour and a short sidecut radius make quick carving a breeze. Symmetrical twin shape so riding switch is no problem and rotations come easy. Great for the park but also for cruising around, hitting sidehits and rollers. Recommend for someone who has been riding a while but wants a buttery soft board to play around on."
Pros
Playfulness: The board is highly playful, making it perfect for butters, spins, and park riding.
Edge Control: Despite its softer flex, the 3BT control and camber edges maintain excellent edge control.
Versatility: Ideal for both park and all-mountain riding, providing a fun and stable ride in various conditions.
Cons
Soft Flex: May not suit riders who prefer a stiffer board for aggressive riding or high-speed stability.
Specific Use: While versatile, its strengths lie in freestyle and playful riding, which may not appeal to all riders.
Who Is It For?
The 2025 Bataleon Distortia is best suited for advanced riders who enjoy park and freestyle snowboarding. It's an excellent choice for those who love playful, buttery boards that make it easy to spin, butter, and carve with precision. With its soft flex and 3D base technology, it offers a perfect balance of fun and stability, making it ideal for exploring your style in various conditions. While it's great for newer riders seeking a softer board, absolute beginners or those looking for a stiffer, more aggressive ride might find it less suitable.
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